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2010年7月23日
カテゴリ : 多読亭日乗
絵師からこういうのも送られてきました。
以下は送られてきたものをそのまま、習性も更正もせずに貼り付けます。
なお、何がおかしいのか、わたしのわかる範囲で、後日種明かしをします。
もちろん、みなさんからの種明かしも歓迎！ 辞書使っていいですよー！
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What I learned in Hebrew School
(These are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected, i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in).
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
The seventh commandment is: "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
from the February 2009 Edition of the Jewish Magazine
